Sometimes you can know someone your whole life and never really see them. And then one day, BAM! When she walks into the room everything else disappears, and all you can see is her, and you smile because you’ve never been so happy, and you get so fluttery on the inside that your whole body shakes. That’s right, I’m talking about my one true love, Nikki Kitty.
My growing maturity has brought with it an awareness of so many things, but all pale in comparison to that wispy grey kitty that haunts my life like a shade. I hear her and turn. I see her and smile. She approaches. I launch my entire body in her general direction, and she slips through my fingers yet again.
Oh elusive feline, when will you be mine?
Bahaha poor Archie! One day you'll catch her, and she will be yours forever. Just don't pull her tail. Women don't like that.
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