My Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades

People, this is serious. A week from today will be my very first birthday! I know mom and dad a planning a little fete in my honor. They haven't said anything to me about it specifically, but it is hard not to notice all the scraps of colored craft paper flying around the house these days. I'll still look surprised of course, but now I have some time to plan my outfit. I was testing these sunnies out the other day.

What do you think? Are they party appropriate? After all, I don't want to look too excited and spend all my cool points in the first few minutes. This way I can maintain a little mystery, at least until I get my first birthday kiss. Eeeee, I can't wait!